me taking cough medicine
i tried to grab fog
but i mist
alone at prom once again
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”
So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well.
Carlos & Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale, running tests on the trees during their first date. (Fanart 6/100)
Night Vale’s Christmas tree. Assuming Santa risks flying over our little desert community~
Happy Friday the 13th! Here is your Station Management granted Christmas tree.